#lmao

#lmao

immiqrant:

my fave in a twitpic:

your fave in a twitpic:

Now guys just because our fave has natural beauty does not mean we should brag about it to the others;)

I still can’t get over this… fucking love this song, though.

diamondsanddancers:

gingerrrsnappp:

negroprincesss:

sandwah:

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA OMSAGFKJLHASDF

i love nicki but she sounds so retarded omfg xDD

LMFAO THIS JUST MADE MY DAY. Had to reblog hahaha

OMFG.

God dammit Nicki wtf is this

And I’m in love with this song too aww man whyyy

Ah well I still like her lol

Trying so hard to hold in my laughter

I always burst out laughing when Cat is like.. “sticks?”

hausofnone:

omg!

what the fuck

hausofnone:

omg!

what the fuck

thehumangenius:

mechanocomplex:

Ekans, you are a poison-type, you don’t belong there. Can’t you see this is a party for water and ice-types? You silly snake you. You just can’t be tamed, huh?

Also, Starmie…well. We’ve been meaning to talk to you now for a while. There’s no easy way to put this. But. You embarrass the rest of us when you swim. Everyone else swims downright regally. Heck, even Poliwrath looks pretty cool, and he has hands and feet. But your little…leaping to move forward…thing? It’s not really working for us. So if you could just, I dunno, stay underwater from now on, that’d be just great.

thehumangenius:

mechanocomplex:

Ekans, you are a poison-type, you don’t belong there. Can’t you see this is a party for water and ice-types? You silly snake you. You just can’t be tamed, huh?

Also, Starmie…well. We’ve been meaning to talk to you now for a while. There’s no easy way to put this. But. You embarrass the rest of us when you swim. Everyone else swims downright regally. Heck, even Poliwrath looks pretty cool, and he has hands and feet. But your little…leaping to move forward…thing? It’s not really working for us. So if you could just, I dunno, stay underwater from now on, that’d be just great.

AMEN!
Teacher: Okay well, I'm not gonna be here tomorrow so I'll leave you wi---
Girl in class: Sleeping bags and pillows?
Teacher: ...

ahhhsjhkhdjkf THIS PARTTTT

ANDRE’S FACE KILLS ME EVERY TIME 

Crying

bankston:

Good morning. There’s a turd in the hallway.

bankston:

Good morning. There’s a turd in the hallway.

Teacher: ok everybody take out last night's homework
Me: oh shit did you do that?
Friend: no
Me: aw great me neither
Friend: yeah i just didn't have time, I had my music lesson and work for that other class to do and my electricity went off and my dog died and my mum had a baby and i was in a car crash and the kitchen went on fire
Me:
Me: my favourite fanfic got updated